I Talk A Lot

Was feeling bored, so was reading through some stuff I wrote or tweeted. Here is a list of some of my originals [;)] and some that should be in this list are already on my blog so didn’t add them here.

©      The difference between a feminist and a lesbian is that a feminist accepts that for some things, guys work just fine.

©      Sometimes life gives you lemons, well take them! You never know, they might just become the next "onions"!

©      Opportunities are meant to be seized not counted. (During a game of carom, talking about no of near misses Vs no of shots)

©      Work. If only there was less of it. Actually there was, a long time ago, I just thought procrastination was fun then. It still is though.

©      Earlier when I got bored, I watched ZeeCinema, now I update my blog. Chalo standard badh raha hai. 

©      You know what is better than having no work at all? Finishing it and then having no work at all.

©      Guy (shocked since I am a girl): You know Maths? Me: I'm majoring in Computer Science and Engineering, I can prove 101<10. Do you even know what a number system is?

©      When you look back, you miss the truck heading your way. When you don't, you are stupid enough to think the truck will move to one side. Me? I don’t really care what you do.

©      Since my speaking abilities supersede most people’s comprehensive abilities, I tweet and blog so that you can comprehend at your own pace.

©      What goes around comes around if it moves relatively faster than you if you are moving or if you are not moving at all! So if you don’t want it to come back to you, Run or if you are smart, just step aside!

©      If work were an animal, it'd probably be a rabbit. They multiply at the same rate.

©      If you don't like me, Say It. Even stupid people are entitled to their opinions. Also, admitting your mistakes is half the battle won.

©      Also, what is it with "Advanced Happy Birthday"...what? Can't you people wait just for 1 more day if you've waited for 364 days? Weird.

©      Just realised that u cannot see humility if there isn't appreciation, so if people want me to learn humility they should learn to compliment first.

©      Rule: You either know something or you don't. Exception: When giving a viva/interview.

©      Do like to believe in God, Religion is just unnecessary load we've been carrying for yrs.

©      Lessons are always better when imbibed, not taught.

©      I like using ctrl+x more than ctrl+c, at least when stuff vanishes I can make out something happened, else I keep thinking whether I did d copying right or not.

©      Sarcastic insults are the best kind, if the person gets it, well and good, otherwise he/she just makes it worse for him/herself.

©      Every time I read Calvin and Hobbes, I realise Calvin is my soul-mate, but in his awesome words..."Reality continues to ruin my life."

©      What is with the "I-have-seen-you-somewhere" obsession men have? How do they expect us to respond to that? "Wow, let’s celebrate my visibility!"?

©      Figured that staring at your fb/twitter homepage is the social networking version of "staring at a wall". So that you are not just vella n bored, but online too!

©      Souveek: Kuch toh sharam kar (about my narcissism) Me: Arre honesty naam ki bhi ek cheez hai, jo modesty se badi hai!

©      Spent the day reading about paradoxes, all I can say is that now, at the end of it, I am a deeply confused soul.

©      Was reading about the Grandfather’s Paradox, “Suppose a person did go back in time, kill his grandfather n remain alive, wud he b given the Nobel prize or convicted?”

©      Guess should be off to do some work now. Hey... Just realised that we "do" our work. Haha, as in "screw our work"?

©      The robbed that smiles, steals something from the thief-Shakespeare. The robbed that strikes back, gets the stuff back and the thief knocked out!

©      Woman: Still a little girl who likes to laugh, to dream, feels horrible when hurt. Difference: She's learnt 2 kick your pathetic ass while growing up.

©      To "be the change" we must bridge the gap between what we are and what we can be, as individuals and as a country

©      The irony in life is that absence of some(thing/one) usually has more presence than presence itself.

©      Life is a gift we spend half our existence trying to unwrap and figure out.

©      Sarcasm: One’s natural defense against stupidity, melodrama and ignorance.

©      I like to insult in a personalized way, much more thorough, effective and way more fun. Swearing is reserved for those whose vocabulary is limited to it.

©      To be what we want to be, we have to stop being what we don't want to be.

©      During ragging, a senior: "You are very beautiful", me: "Toh?" He looked at me, and went away. Was I supposed to blush and smile, am i Madhubala?

©      Was sitting in my canteen when a guy messaged me, "I can see you". Creep. I replied, "Congrats, I am glad I can't say the same about you."

©      Does it matter whether you verify either? Think about it, assuming the latter is true, it'll reflect poorly on your comprehensive abilities. (In reply to a random guy who said that he believes that I am beautiful, but was doubtful about my intelligence.)

©      Sometimes I just stare at the wall and not even think. Duh, wouldn't thinking make me more miserable about it?

©      You win some, you lose some. I win all, I lose none.

©      "Chivalry" is murdered when the "Chivalrous" claim they were being so.

©      Q:"Think twice before u leap" What if you are stupid and you need more than twice, what if u were right the first time, or what if you miss the chance while thinking?

A: Think, only if you are as smart as me, otherwise just wear a helmet/knee caps (depending where your brain is, if at all present) and leap!

©      Little voice: Things happen. Get over it. Me: Why me? Little Voice: Coz something else happened to someone else. Me: You're Mean.

©      Me: My little voice in the head not only talks but even tweets.... cOoL. Little Voice: Stop acting silly, go to sleep. Me: Okay, Gnite :)

©      My thinking is kind of solenoidal, it usually lacks a source or sink...

©      What if, in my next life, I chance upon my own blog? That'd be pretty cool. I think.

©      “Gulabi Aankhen Jo Teri Dekhi", was the heroine an albino, they have pink/red-ish eyes right? "Sharabi ye dil ho gaya" high alcohol content in blood?

©      “Give me some sunshine, give me some rain; Give me another chance I want to grow up once again.” The guy wants to grow up via the process of photosynthesis? He forgot chlorophyll though.

©      I've realised that if you take up science, screw your entire life but study in +2, coz if you don’t then your life doesn't even remain worth screwing!

©      I don’t want perfection, I don’t want the glory. Just life as I dreamt, The dream that I loved.

©      Decent Looking Guy: "Jisko dekhke yeh na lage ki yeh uss mistri ki tarah dikhta hai jo kal tum par line maarne ki koshish kar raha tha."

©      If a person is Indian and studying Abstract Algebra, chances of him/her studying (engineering>>math honours)

©      Speak Up For What You Believe In, but, Shut Up While I Am Speaking. 

©      I was told by a friend today, "Gyaan deti hai toh above the head and maarti hai toh below the belt.." This is a compliment, right?

©      If you do not love yourself, why the hell would anyone else? Love Thyself, Before Thy Neighbour

©      Literacy is knowing how to sign, Education is knowing when and where to.

At the end of it, I can just say: I talk a lot.